Ladies and Gentlemen, metrosexuals, homosexuals, autosexuals, chocosexuals, and anyoneelse with an unnatural affection for Nutella and/or the television show BONES.
I HAVE BEEN CENSORED!!! I have arrived. I have become someone. No – not through the publishing of that silly little poem about unrequited love that I got into my college publication. No, not by growing two live human beings inside my uterus for 31 weeks and one day, then changing the entire course of my life (leaving behind an undergraduate degree with a double major and a minor, a master’s degree in business, and tons of professional experience in the kind of careers English majors excel in after graduation – sales and marketing) No. Apparently none of that stuff puts me on the map.
So, you may ask, what DOES put a 45-year-old upper midwestern wife and mother on the map?
I”VE BEEN CENSORED BY FANFICTION.NET! Yes, I am not welcome to post any chapters there until after June 2nd. Wow! Yeah! I’ll be signing autographs after the show…